>> ./contact --me
Andrea Fey (rhymes with π)
Software Engineer
(Java && Scala && SQL && Python) == True
andrea · web at mailnull · com || 828 423 0331

#!/usr/bin/python

import getopt, sys

'''
Find out more about me
'''
def main():
    opts, args = getopt.getopt(sys.argv[1:], "antclem", 
        ["me", "name", "trade", "contact", "links", "experience", "misc"])
    if ('--me','') in opts or ('-a','') in opts:
        opts = zip(['-n', '-t', '-e', '-c', '-l', '-m'], [''] * 7)
    elif (len(opts) < 1):
        usage()
    try:
        for opt, arg in opts:
            if opt in ("-n", "--name"):
                print "Andrea Fey"
            elif opt in ("-t", "--trade"):
                print "Software Engineer"
            elif opt in ("-c", "--contact"):
                print "andrea &middot; web at mailnull &middot; com  ||  828 423 0331"
            # experience in years
            elif opt in ("-e", "--experience"):
                print { 'Java': 8.0, 'Scala': 0.5, 'SQL': 7.5, 'Python': 2.0 }
            elif opt in ("-l", "--links"):
                print "www.andreafey.com  ||  github.com/andreafey  ||  @rhymespi  ||  linkedin.com/andreafey314159"
            elif opt in ("-m", "--misc"):
                print unicode(u"rhymes with \u03C0")
    except Exception:
        usage()

def usage():
    print '''Usage:
        contact --me   Find out more about me
        '''

if __name__ == "__main__":
    sys.exit(main())